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10 Things I Learned From... by ~Wentzd:iconWentzd:



PETE WENTZ


1. There are IN FACT gay zebras.

2. Patrick Stump is sexy.

3. Crazy shit happens when you party naked.

4. Gay is NOT a synonym for shitty.

5. It's possible to anger mimes.

6. This is Sparta (bro).

7. Underwear is like a Goddamned leash.

8. Shirtless 8 year-olds can get on a plane without a ticket.

9. Just because you got called a fag when you were 13,  DOES NOT mean people will stop calling you a fag 16 years later.

10. Figs are a dessert from the 1800s.
©2008-2009 ~Wentzd
:iconwentzd:

Author's Comments

I got bored, OK? YES. AGAIN.

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:iconfalloutloveandhim:
oh my god this is hilarious!!!!

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"Mmm, mmm, mmm, magic hands and a silver tongue. Is there anything you can't do?" :tighthug: - Pete in "It's The Theme, Sir" by ~RubellaInfectious


"Awesomesaucetasticalness!" :w00t!: ~ClandestineHearts
:iconwentzd:
Thanks! ^___^

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...in my pants.

Awesome clubs-
TEAM PETERICK: [link]
BEARTRICKOLOGY: [link]
STUMP CLUB: [link]

I put the fun in "metally challenged!"... Oh wait...
:iconcutelittlenaru-chan:
OMG WENTZD...It is OFFICIAL, if you say In my pants at the end of pretty much anything, it'll be funny, watch I like cookies...In my pants XD my cousin told me that and NOW it is official.

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"My name's Mark. I ride a scooter. I'm badass." - Mark Hoppus <3333

"I don't think i can do anything with pete staring at me like that with his lustful, creepy eyes just undressing me mentally the whole time" - Mark Hoppus

Peterick is Love~
:iconwentzd:
Pretty much, and it's a game you can play with fortune cookies/billboards/song names/*et cedera*. (read 'em and add "In my pants". It also works for "...In Bed") lol

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...in my pants.

Awesome clubs-
TEAM PETERICK: [link]
BEARTRICKOLOGY: [link]
STUMP CLUB: [link]

I put the fun in "metally challenged!"... Oh wait...
:iconcutelittlenaru-chan:
Oh thats a good one! I like Patrick Stump...In bed. XD Yes it works! Can I add you as my friend?

--
"My name's Mark. I ride a scooter. I'm badass." - Mark Hoppus <3333

"I don't think i can do anything with pete staring at me like that with his lustful, creepy eyes just undressing me mentally the whole time" - Mark Hoppus

Peterick is Love~
:iconwentzd:
Sure. ^_^

--
...in my pants.

Awesome clubs-
TEAM PETERICK: [link]
BEARTRICKOLOGY: [link]
STUMP CLUB: [link]

I put the fun in "metally challenged!"... Oh wait...
:iconmcrsmellslikevistory:
lol add in bed to the end of 2. and see what cha get.

--

Interviewer: Favourite word?
Jack: Thrust.
Interviewer: Favourite pick-up line?
Jack: Do me.

~beartrickology
:iconwentzd:
Or in my pants.

--
...in my pants.

Awesome clubs-
TEAM PETERICK: [link]
BEARTRICKOLOGY: [link]
STUMP CLUB: [link]

I put the fun in "metally challenged!"... Oh wait...
:icondaysii-dacnomania:
eeeeeh, awesome ^v^

--
“My parents treat me like I'm 14. They make me clean my room and stuff like that. They're always like "I don't care what MTV says you are."”- Pete Wentz x3

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