PETE WENTZ
1. There are IN FACT gay zebras.
2. Patrick Stump is sexy.
3. Crazy shit happens when you party naked.
4. Gay is NOT a synonym for shitty.
5. It's possible to anger mimes.
6. This is Sparta (bro).
7. Underwear is like a Goddamned leash.
8. Shirtless 8 year-olds can get on a plane without a ticket.
9. Just because you got called a fag when you were 13, DOES NOT mean people will stop calling you a fag 16 years later.
10. Figs are a dessert from the 1800s.














Comments
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"Mmm, mmm, mmm, magic hands and a silver tongue. Is there anything you can't do?"
"Awesomesaucetasticalness!"
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...in my pants.
Awesome clubs-
TEAM PETERICK: [link]
BEARTRICKOLOGY: [link]
STUMP CLUB: [link]
I put the fun in "metally challenged!"... Oh wait...
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"My name's Mark. I ride a scooter. I'm badass." - Mark Hoppus <3333
"I don't think i can do anything with pete staring at me like that with his lustful, creepy eyes just undressing me mentally the whole time" - Mark Hoppus
Peterick is Love~
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...in my pants.
Awesome clubs-
TEAM PETERICK: [link]
BEARTRICKOLOGY: [link]
STUMP CLUB: [link]
I put the fun in "metally challenged!"... Oh wait...
--
"My name's Mark. I ride a scooter. I'm badass." - Mark Hoppus <3333
"I don't think i can do anything with pete staring at me like that with his lustful, creepy eyes just undressing me mentally the whole time" - Mark Hoppus
Peterick is Love~
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...in my pants.
Awesome clubs-
TEAM PETERICK: [link]
BEARTRICKOLOGY: [link]
STUMP CLUB: [link]
I put the fun in "metally challenged!"... Oh wait...
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Interviewer: Favourite word?
Jack: Thrust.
Interviewer: Favourite pick-up line?
Jack: Do me.
~beartrickology
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...in my pants.
Awesome clubs-
TEAM PETERICK: [link]
BEARTRICKOLOGY: [link]
STUMP CLUB: [link]
I put the fun in "metally challenged!"... Oh wait...
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My parents treat me like I'm 14. They make me clean my room and stuff like that. They're always like "I don't care what MTV says you are."- Pete Wentz x3
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